Order from
Saffron Lane.

Tell us who you are.

So we know who we spoke to, and so we can follow up if you'd like a version running on your own menu.

Your name

Restaurant

Work email

Phone

Start the call

Two minutes per call, three calls per person.
We'll ask your browser for the microphone. Nothing is recorded to a kitchen — Saffron Lane isn't real.

Hang up

Try: "Hi, can I get two chicken biryanis?"
She'll ask how spicy — that question comes from the menu, not a script.
Then try interrupting her mid-sentence.

That's it — on our menu.

The interesting version runs on yours: your dishes, your prices, your regulars' names.

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